May 16 2008 / by Jason
Category: Social Issues Year: 2008 Rating: 8 Hot
By Jason M. Vaughn
Will ABC’s “Lost” conclude in a way that leaves me fulfilled? Or will I still not understand what that smoke monster thingy is?
If Victoria’s Secret ever comes out with an invisible bra, could anyone promise me that this bra will also be edible and packed with synthetic anti-oxidants called “Victorias”?
Will Michael Jackson’s nose outlive him, and then, after a dip in some supercharged stem-cell bath, possibly regenerate a brand-new Michael, or at least come back on stormy nights to haunt Janet?
Will overpopulation drive certain less-than-stable individuals to the realization that humans would make an excellent food source? (cont.)
Let’s say there’s this guy who’s not exactly happy with the look of his shinbones (this, uh, this friend of mine isn’t happy with his, so…). Anyway, will scientists be able to grow him some new ones in a lab somewhere? Ones without dents? Ooh, and could they also be made of Adamantium? My, uh, my friend really wants to know.
Will YouTube be allowed to exist again after the Internet reboot?
Will he-shes (they’d rather be called “polymorphs”) ever be accepted as contestants in the Miss America pageant? If so, is there any way we can just, you know, sort of let them skip the Swimsuit competition?
Also, just how long is Aubrey de Grey’s beard gonna get?
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